Archive for May 2003

DeLay’d Gratification


It seems that Canada and the U. S. are engaging in a little continental drifting.  Canada’s marijuana laws are getting less stringent, and their gun laws more so:


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/connelly/123561_joel26.html


Here’s a really telling anecdote about Tom Delay and the Texas crowd’s attitude toward power:



Sad to say, however, our House of Representatives is run by a man — Texas Rep. Tom DeLay — who chews tobacco and smokes cigars.


Recently, as The Washington Post reported, DeLay and cronies lighted up cigars at Ruth’s Chris Steak House in D.C., which is in a building owned by the Smithsonian and falls under a federal smoking ban.


A manager politely cited government policy and asked DeLay to snuff out his stogie.


“I AM the federal government,” DeLay bellowed at him, and then stormed out.


Were he to smoke a joint, DeLay might be better able to control his anger.

A picture named 100-0011_IMG.jpgThe ferry Kalakala, also known in its heyday as The Silver Slug, taken from my kayak.  In a touching entreaty, it had a plastic bottle hanging off the bow expressly so kayakers could drop contributions as we paddled past.

A picture named 100-0011_IMG.jpgThe ferry Kalakala, also known in its heyday as The Silver Slug, taken from my kayak.  In a touching entreaty, it had a plastic bottle hanging off the bow expressly so kayakers could drop contributions as we paddled past.

Long, Strange Trip


A couple years ago, a sculptor in Fremont located this Seattle icon on a mudflat in Alaska and, in a feat (or fit) of diesel-powered performance art, floated it and had it towed back to Seattle.  I’m sure he expected to engender a groundswell of civic support for its restoration, relying on the same appreciation of irony and quirkiness in the larger Seattle populace that informs the Fremont enclave.  But this is a city afflicted with so much political gridlock that it has trouble siting portable public toilets (internet-ready or not), and his effort first languished, then capsized disastrously (for him).


Soon after the boat arrived here, I attended a musical hosted on board, and it struck me that it would make a great all-ages music venue (of which there were none in town at the time) - access was restricted so adult predators could be controlled, etc.  However, that restricted access also meant restricted egress, and caused the fire bureaucracy to declare it unsafe for that purpose.


The boat was truly in wretched shape, and it would have taken a sustained cash infusion to convert it into anything remotely habitable.  While I have no personal, emotional dog in this race, I think it’s an interesting story of a man’s attempt to relate to his city and engage its mythology, and I feel for him.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/123495_bevis24.html


 

Long, Strange Trip


A couple years ago, a sculptor in Fremont located this Seattle icon on a mudflat in Alaska and, in a feat (or fit) of diesel-powered performance art, floated it and had it towed back to Seattle.  I’m sure he expected to engender a groundswell of civic support for its restoration, relying on the same appreciation of irony and quirkiness in the larger Seattle populace that informs the Fremont enclave.  But this is a city afflicted with so much political gridlock that it has trouble siting portable public toilets (internet-ready or not), and his effort first languished, then capsized disastrously (for him).


Soon after the boat arrived here, I attended a musical hosted on board, and it struck me that it would make a great all-ages music venue (of which there were none in town at the time) - access was restricted so adult predators could be controlled, etc.  However, that restricted access also meant restricted egress, and caused the fire bureaucracy to declare it unsafe for that purpose.


The boat was truly in wretched shape, and it would have taken a sustained cash infusion to convert it into anything remotely habitable.  While I have no personal, emotional dog in this race, I think it’s an interesting story of a man’s attempt to relate to his city and engage its mythology, and I feel for him.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/123495_bevis24.html


 

My New Living Room - Could It Expand?


About 4 houses up from the cafe that I extolled in an entry below, there is a house with a large sign in front making the truly bizarre statement that a compelling essay could win the house debt-free.  No singing, no breaking into tears on Queen For A Day - just write well, and it’s yours.  It’s a pretty cool-looking house just a couple blocks from Green Lake, a popular city park where I have gone running for the last 28 years.


http://essaycontests.com/seattle-essay/


I probably don’t have the writing skills and, besides, I already live here.  So, in the words of Fred Rogers:


Won’t you be my neighbor?
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?

My New Living Room - Could It Expand?


About 4 houses up from the cafe that I extolled in an entry below, there is a house with a large sign in front making the truly bizarre statement that a compelling essay could win the house debt-free.  No singing, no breaking into tears on Queen For A Day - just write well, and it’s yours.  It’s a pretty cool-looking house just a couple blocks from Green Lake, a popular city park where I have gone running for the last 28 years.


http://essaycontests.com/seattle-essay/


I probably don’t have the writing skills and, besides, I already live here.  So, in the words of Fred Rogers:


Won’t you be my neighbor?
Won’t you please,
Won’t you please?
Please won’t you be my neighbor?

The Baking Industry, Revisited


After trashing bakers the other day, here’s a positive development in the protean world of turning flour, sugar and a disgusting fungus (yeast) into edible stuff.  A commercial bakery in my neighborhood, Essential Baking, is expanding into the Fremont district, having purchased the cool brick building formerly occupied by Redhook Brewing.  Redhook brewed at the site for 10 - 15 years before IPO-driven expansion forced them to build a bigger facility out in the suburbs (boo!) near Woodinville.  Essential plans to make chocolate there from scratch, among other things.  My wife and I often walk to Fremont to shop for cds at Sonic Boom Records, and imbibe margaritas at El Camino, and now the chocoholic will be scheduling one more stop there.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/122838_chocolate21.html


 

The Baking Industry, Revisited


After trashing bakers the other day, here’s a positive development in the protean world of turning flour, sugar and a disgusting fungus (yeast) into edible stuff.  A commercial bakery in my neighborhood, Essential Baking, is expanding into the Fremont district, having purchased the cool brick building formerly occupied by Redhook Brewing.  Redhook brewed at the site for 10 - 15 years before IPO-driven expansion forced them to build a bigger facility out in the suburbs (boo!) near Woodinville.  Essential plans to make chocolate there from scratch, among other things.  My wife and I often walk to Fremont to shop for cds at Sonic Boom Records, and imbibe margaritas at El Camino, and now the chocoholic will be scheduling one more stop there.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/122838_chocolate21.html


 

What I’m Listening To


I was working out of town a couple of weeks ago.  At the end of the week, in preparation for re-integrating myself, I called home.  I asked if there was any interesting mail, and my wife cited the Visa bill, a birth announcement, an IRS notice for my corporation and (tick…tick…tick) a package from someone named voodoolulu in New York.  I said, “Oh, uh, yeah, it’s a CD.  Go ahead and open it.  I heard some clips on the internet and thought it was intriguing.”


I had picked up the voodoolulu blog when it first appeared on the Salon updates page, and followed links to her music website http://www.voodoolulu.com .  I listened to a couple samples of her album, meooow Royale, and decided it was worth a gamble.  This was before her breakout blog post about her 3-way experience catapulted her into Google heaven, so you must understand that my interest was purely aesthetic.


When I got home, it was there with my other mail, unopened.  I guess, in a gratifying display of chivalry, my wife was affording me one last chance to salvage my dignity, in case it really WAS a porn DVD.  I flipped casually through the other stuff, then nonchalantly opened the voodoolulu package.  My wife saw the cover of the cd, observed the bared midriff, taut abs and said, “I know why you bought this.”  I could have made some impolitic comment about how many times I’d gotten into her car and, in  shamefaced humility, slid her D’Angelo jewelcase under the seat, but it was my first night home, and I had plans…


Understand that, at 53 and married, my comments about this album will probably come off like Rick Steves touring Amsterdam and raving about the bus service.  Nevertheless: The cd, like her blog, is seething with attitude, social consciousness and in-your-face sexuality, but peppered with a wry humor.  At its best, it explores relationships minutely, from heartbeat to heartbeat.  This is all delivered in a musical package that starts with a foundation of tight drum, bass and keys.  Background vocalist Chemda has major pipes, and lulu’s rhyming tunnels in with a smoky, articulate growl.  Overall, the sound is slick but spare enough to deliver the verbal message effectively.  A nice, exceptional, even, first album that probably only hints at what happens in a live performance.


It should be unopposed for the Grammy category “best bass line backing up girl-on-girl imagery”.  Owing to content, Clear Channel is not likely to put this on their playlists anytime soon, which means that 98% of the country will not get to hear it on the radio, especially after 6/2, so buy it from her website if you’re curious (and usually get to the mailbox first).