Comments on: Civic Offense http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/ Ill-Advised Insomniac Incantations Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:22:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Molly http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2097 Molly Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:58:05 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2097 I didn't realize that older Hondas had an adding machine in the steering column! I didn’t realize that older Hondas had an adding machine in the steering column!

]]> By: larry http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2090 larry Mon, 11 Jun 2007 00:41:45 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2090 Al Gore did it to save the planet. why not hook up a couple high voltage coils in series and energize the frame?? shocking indeed... Al Gore did it to save the planet. why not hook up a couple high voltage coils in series and energize the frame?? shocking indeed…

]]> By: Phil http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2089 Phil Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:44:05 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2089 Brian - Not until they pay the mechanic for the repair. Then, I'll cancel before the next premium payment comes out of my bank account. I'm all about the Cavemen now. Brian - Not until they pay the mechanic for the repair. Then, I’ll cancel before the next premium payment comes out of my bank account. I’m all about the Cavemen now.

]]> By: Brian http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2084 Brian Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:37:17 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2084 Cancel the insurance, now! Cancel the insurance, now!

]]> By: Phil http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2083 Phil Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:43:44 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2083 Michael - only if he's a cokehead! Robin and Taradharma - we're considering investing in some Clubs, but I'm reading that they're mostly a visual deterrent, and don't actually hold up an expert car thief. John - That's a great addendum. Maybe we should have a plaque made. Roger and Kathy - it's apparently something to do with the airbag. In fact, Mrs. Perils heard somewhere that people <i>steal</i> airbags! Carroll - I'd probably have been awake anyway. Michael - only if he’s a cokehead!

Robin and Taradharma - we’re considering investing in some Clubs, but I’m reading that they’re mostly a visual deterrent, and don’t actually hold up an expert car thief.

John - That’s a great addendum. Maybe we should have a plaque made.

Roger and Kathy - it’s apparently something to do with the airbag. In fact, Mrs. Perils heard somewhere that people steal airbags!

Carroll - I’d probably have been awake anyway.

]]> By: Carroll http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2081 Carroll Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:51:51 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2081 Dear god, Phil -- what an outrage! No wonder you were wide awake at 4Am. What a bummer! Love the kid's take on it. Dear god, Phil — what an outrage! No wonder you were wide awake at 4Am. What a bummer! Love the kid’s take on it.

]]> By: KathyR http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2080 KathyR Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:29:47 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2080 OK. If you tug really hard on the string, the steering wheel will zip back in. Right? OK. If you tug really hard on the string, the steering wheel will zip back in. Right?

]]> By: roger http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2078 roger Sat, 09 Jun 2007 14:49:06 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2078 condolences. but what is the white paper? is your car equipped with an adding machine? in the steering wheel? condolences. but what is the white paper? is your car equipped with an adding machine? in the steering wheel?

]]> By: John http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2074 John Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:02:32 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2074 Your son's note is terrific. My addition would be, "In the interest of protecting you from your own stupidity, we've decided to have you euthanized." Your son’s note is terrific. My addition would be, “In the interest of protecting you from your own stupidity, we’ve decided to have you euthanized.”

]]> By: taradharma http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2070 taradharma Fri, 08 Jun 2007 19:13:36 +0000 http://perilsofcaffeineintheevening.com/2007/06/07/civic-offense/#comment-2070 my dad swears by 'the club!' Ah, it's the most sinking feeling to see one's beloved car raped and pillaged. Love your son's note! my dad swears by ‘the club!’ Ah, it’s the most sinking feeling to see one’s beloved car raped and pillaged. Love your son’s note!

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