Scraping By

I’ve been working in Milwaukee this week, and the weather has been through some wild gyrations. When I arrived Sunday, it was a relatively mild 35 - 40 degrees (F). By Tuesday night, a cold front had come through, the temperature had dropped to 0, and winds were gusting up to 50 mph. Sort of like they tell you the surface of Venus is supposed to be like.

Then last night, during another delicious dinner of Arabic food and (not mentioning where we’re working) at the home of my Palestinian co-consultant, it started to snow steadily, and by the time I drove home there were 4 - 5 inches on the ground and more coming. “Lake effect”, they call it here. I guess it means the lake gets sick of its glacier-carved seabed and leaps to the sky in an effort to escape. An effort that is thwarted, eventually, by gravity, sunshine and storm sewers leading inexorably back to the lake. (Man, that was tortured, but I’m leaving it)

When I come here, I often rent my car from Thrifty, always specifying a “compact” because I just don’t value luxury and spaciousness in a damn car. They always try to upsell me at the rental desk, and I always refuse; every now & then, however, I receive a “complimentary upgrade” because I’m such a loyal customer because the only thing they have in the garage is some behemoth. This trip, my reward is a Chrysler Sebring. A convertible. In January. In Milwaukee:

If I had any guts, I’d have put the top down before I drove into my client’s parking lot this morning. On the other hand, it has heated seats, which sounds like a good idea in theory, just as a bidet sounds like a good idea in theory, but in actual use produces odd sensations on one’s nether parts.

We’re supposed to get 3 more inches this morning, and my 6 pm flight tonight may be wishful thinking. To compound the fun, I’m flying not to Seattle, but to Detroit, where the weather forecast is:

Cloudy with snow showers becoming a steady accumulating snow later on. Some sleet may mix in. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. E winds shifting to SW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 70%. 2 to 4 inches of snow expected.

The plan is to drive down to pay a quick visit to my Mom near Toledo tonight and tomorrow, then head back up to Detroit for a 7:30 pm flight home to Seattle. I’ve been pretty fortunate for as much flying I do in the northern tier, with very few delays and no unplanned overnights, but it may catch up to me this weekend.

7 Comments

  1. Very funny comparison that heated car seat and a bidet. That would have never occurred to me, but then again, I’ve never tried a heated car seat. Hope your flights are on time and the weather doesn’t interfere with your plans.

  2. My husband’s car has seats that heat and cool. The heat thing is ok, but that cooling seat thing? Ick. It’s like you sat in a slowly spreading cold puddle.

  3. Occasionally, I give in to wishing for luxury. Heated seats on cold winter days are simply civilized, my man. I’d like to know what kind of car KathyR’s husband drives…I want me one of them things. I like sitting in puddles. Here’s hoping the meteorologists were dead wrong and that you were able to relax with the top down on the way to the airport.

  4. Phil:

    Thank you guys for checking in!

    I don’t really have an opinion about heated seats. I’d rather the car be quicker with conventional fan-blown heat, both through the windshield defroster and the car’s interior. The heat from the seat still feels weird. I’ve never experienced the cooling kind of seat.

    I was 1/2 hour late leaving MKE, but the drive from DTW to my Mom’s place was fast and uneventful. Thanks for your kind wishes.

  5. Brian:

    I had a Sebring one time in the middle of January in Chicago. It, too, was a convertable and it took me back to when I drove an old ‘66 Bug around Columbus in the winter. Heated seats? There was only one way to heat the seats back then, but you would have to watch ‘Band Camp’ to know what I am talking about. By the way, when I was young I also had to walk to school, in five feet of snow, with only a baked potato to keep my hands warm and I ate the potato for lunch……

  6. beatriz:

    Snort! Brian, you are too much!

  7. KEN:

    Yes, I always reserve the compact and about 60% of the time get a mid-size “upgrade” for free because they rarely have any compacts.