Perils of Caffeine in the Evening

Yeah, passing on internet jokes is a cheap way to fake an “update”, but I really liked this item that came from a Yahoo group I subscribe to:

You may know they’ve released John Hinckley from the mental facility
for unsupervised visits to his parents home on weekends. 

For those of you who  may be too young to remember John Hinckley
shot President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster. 

This is such a nice letter from the President:


THE WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON DC


Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth’s Hospital
Washington, DC


Dear John:


Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
recovery from your mental problems.  We were pleased to hear that you
are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at
the hospital  reports  that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I
would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.

I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital,
you would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?


Sincerely,

George W. Bush
President

And I approve this message!