Waxing, Philosophical
Actual conversation at Chez Perils:
Mrs P: Have you seen the Britney Spears photos yet?
Me: (Quickly calculating the various consequences of “yes” (true) vs. “no” (bald…faced…lie)): Um, Yes?
Mrs P: Can you believe that? What a skank. Besides that, she’s a big Bush supporter.
Me: Not according to the photos I saw.
