Honey, I’ve Lost My Keys
Do you think you could give me a lift?
While you’re at it, do you think you could bring $30 grand?
Perils of Caffeine in the Evening
“Not boring!” - Maria at work; “You lie about me on your blog.” - Mrs. Perils;
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I can just imagine it now. Mrs. Perils says, “Phil, someone is waiting to see you. I’ve hired someone to explain to you why your upcoming experience wth a dull razor is better than the alternative.”
If you can’t tie up a naked stranger in a park to blow off a little steam, what’s the world coming to?
John - no way Mrs. Perils would delegate that pleasure.
Marc - it’s another dimension of the homeless problem. If they’re going to squat in our parks AND narc us out when we get a little of our jungle on, then it’s definitely time to expunge them from our parks so our families can enjoy them.