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April 27, 2009, 8:57 pm

Actress Lily Tomlin demands Woodland Park Zoo release elephants

By LEVI PULKKINEN
SEATTLEPI.COM STAFF

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That might be fine for someone living in California or wherever, and I’m not here to argue the merits of zoo confinement of pachyderms.  It’s just that I live within charging distance of the Woodland Park Zoo, and, just as I’d like a little advance warning if a sexual predator becomes domiciled in my neighborhood, I’d like a running start before they throw the gates open up there on the hill.

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One Comment

  1. roger:

    the pachyderms might want a little revenge for being captured and rendered to seattle.

    April 28, 2009, 8:28 am