Snacktime
The hazards of dotage: so, you’re eating something soft (cheese), and you drop a shard on the floor. It’s your floor, so what the hell, you look down and see something the same size and color. You pick it up and pop it in your mouth and it’s … crunchy.
Not like cheese.
Still, it WAS your floor. How bad can it be? You chew more and swallow.
