Perils of Caffeine in the Evening

Saturday was a terrific day here in Seattle. I met up with some guys from a Yahoo group and we paddled from West Seattle across Puget Sound to Blake Island, a marine park on the west side of the Sound near Bremerton. As you can see from the picture, the often turbulent Sound was as smooth as glass as we headed west. The Olympic Mountains loom in the distance.  Seals spy-hopped us as we progressed, and a nesting pair of bald eagles entertained us with their peculiar, high-pitched conversation that sounds like whistling.  The weather held for the return trip, though there was a little bit of chop.  Total distance was 6 - 7 miles, not a lot, but quite enough for my first outing of the year. 

My boat has a tendency to want to wander, or “weathercock”, from left to right, and this was very pronounced on the return trip yesterday.  In fact, I felt like the whole 3-mile crossing was one-armed as I fought the bow back to the left constantly.  I could install a rudder to cure this, or something called a “skeg”, which is a miniature centerboard-sort of thing that can be lowered from the hull when needed and is not as clunky - or heavy - as a rudder. 

It was also my first opportunity to use my new carbon-fiber paddle.  It’s super light and a joy to use.

This is a yard sign in my neighborhood. Not sure if this is a eulogy for “Joey the Cat”, or just a heartfelt expression of his political views. Next time I go walking, I’ll stuff some crunchies in my pocket to make an offering.

I remember the first time I saw Masterpiece Theater - the opening shot, the camera panning through a room full of antique gewgaws and furniture (lingering just long enough on a decanter of port that you really wanted a fingerful), until at some point one of the pieces started speaking, and identified itself as Alistair Cooke.  I had no idea who he was or what he had done and, really, have never bothered to find out.  Philip over at Just Playing links to some interesting biographical material.

I probably wouldn’t even remember his name were it not for a Muppets skit called Monsterpiece Theater, hosted by Alistair Cookie (played by Cookie Monster, of course).  Cooke did, however, exert a certain influence over our lives.  During much of the 70s, we didn’t own a television.  We could have, of course, but it was one of those affections of iconoclastic youth.  Then in 1978 or so, my wife’s uncle died and we became possessed of his small color television.  It suited our modest viewing purposes for a few years, especially after our son was born in 1981, but at some point it developed a short somewhere, and every now and then required a strategically-placed whack with a fist in order to function properly.

Sometime in 1983 PBS broadcast the Jewel In The Crown series on Masterpiece Theater and we started making it a regular household event.  Showing at 8 or 9 on Sunday night, it became, for me, that last branch to grasp before being swept over the falls and into the cauldron of another Monday in public accounting.  Just as we developed this NEED for the fucking thing, of course, the aforementioned malfunction started occurring more frequently, and my electronically gifted fist was less and less effective in providing a lasting cure.

One Sunday I woke up with a little pall over my mood, as I considered the possibility that the TV might not work that evening for a Jewel episode that we were looking forward to.  With that in mind, and with the additional rationalization that my son should not go further in life thinking that physical violence was the primary tool in working with recalcitrant electronics, I headed down to Magnolia Hi Fi with the express purpose of returning with a television.  I didn’t even make a pretense of shopping, I just marched in and picked it out based on its price and the fact that I could walk out the door with it.

So, I have Alistair Cooke to thank for nudging me to my first TV purchase, and with it another step away from my 20s. 

I learned today about a regular reader I hadn’t known about before.

I’m gonna pre-empt Dr. Omed here and post a link to the ultimate in Okie Arcana.  I’d cast more aspersions, but I’ve got the feeling that there’s probably an Ohio State version of this out there somewhere.

I love when they flock up and start heading north.  Anyone know what kind of feeder I should hang out in the yard to attract more?

Tyco Jurors Head Home
After Tumultuous Week

By MARK MAREMONT and COLLEEN DEBAISE
Staff Reporters of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
March 26, 2004 5:48 p.m.

NEW YORK — The judge in the corporate-looting trial of two former Tyco International Ltd. executives sent quarreling jurors home for the weekend Friday, but declined to declare a mistrial, at least for the moment.

Seems to me there’s way too much unrelieved text here lately - time for some eye candy. In a couple weeks, we’ll be headed here (Oregon Coast) for spring break We first discovered the coast on a bicycle trip in 1977 from Astoria to San Francisco. We’ve been taking our spring breaks here since the mid-80s.  The weather is not always spring-like at this time of year, but that has the advantage of keeping fair-weather tourists away. There are many opportunities to hike, paddle and just beach-walk.  And if it rains, it’s a great excuse to make a second latte and finish all the half-read books I bring along.

Heceta Head Lighthouse 

Wow, my NCAA bracket entry (in a local pool) has just about flatlined.  I’m second from the last in a pool of about 150.  The guy I’m beating, “Jim Bob”, must be a crank who thought less of his $5 than I did - he picked Eastern Washington to win the title.  I actually put about 10 minutes’ thought into filling mine out, faxing it in just seconds before the deadline last week.  Still, I’m far, far behind the women in the accounting department at my clients’ who got me into this.  They filled out their brackets based on how well they liked the school colors of the teams.