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Just Wandering Around

Some visuals from our evening walk Tuesday night.  On Monday, Mrs. Perils, knowing my weakness for Peeps, told me about this wondrous tableau in a yard on the next block.  Peeps were communing, conferring and probably conjugating in various spots around the yard.  Trouble was, it’s been raining earnestly at times since Easter morning.  I can hear Richard Harris singing about all the sweet green icing running down, but, actually, these guys are in remarkable shape.  I think the Easter Bunny needs a visit from PEEPTA.

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From there, we wandered down to Green Lake to catch the last of the evening sun.  There were veils of rain about in the area, however, and rainbows came and went as we walked.

As we were walking along the lake, we heard disembodied trumpet-playing from somewhere near the lake.  We walked toward it, looking up in the woods and all around, but finally located its source (click below for YouTube movie):

Wish This Was Foma

Well, damn. Paul LaZarro got his shot in today, but I know his victim’s up there on Tralfamadore enjoying Montana Wildhack as I write this.

Farewell, Kurt Vonnegut, you brightened my young adulthood.

Is It A Maiden Voyage If There Aren’t Any Women?

When we’re talking to people and they’re observing the admirable strength-to-weight ratio of Mrs. Perils and our son, they cast a doubtful glance at me and ask, “So, do you rock-climb, too?” To which I reply, “No, I’m a sea kayaker.” The sad fact is, however, that I hadn’t been out in my boat at all this year, until Saturday.

An online group I subscribe to posted a triangular trip, launching at Mukilteo (on Puget Sound north of Seattle), crossing to Clinton on Whidbey Island, south to what I think is called Glendale Landing, then back across to Mukilteo. As rusty as I was, I resolved to drive up there and participate if the weather wasn’t too much of a challenge. One attraction: there had been sightings of grey whales near that passage, stopping in the area to feed during their spring migration north.

I was concerned about being the weakest link and a drag on the group. When I arrived, there was no - absolutely none - wind, and the water was dead flat, so I was comfortable with the idea of separating from the group if I just couldn’t keep up.

Here’s the route we took - counterclockwise from the right - about 7 miles total.
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Here’s the trip leader, a dear fellow and seasoned paddler from the Boston area, discussing navigation techniques prior to our embarking. We had a mild north-to-south current that would tend to push us off of our bearing if we didn’t correct for it. On a flat sea where you can see your destination clearly, it’s not as big a deal as if you’re dealing with swells or haze that would obscure points on the shore. Not that I know enough about this to avoid a “Life of Pi”-style voyage. I don’t have a compass or a GPS, so I guess I have some shopping, and learning, to do.

And those aren’t some sort of rococo codpieces these guys are sporting - they’re sprayskirts that snap around the rim of the kayak’s cockpit to form a reasonably watertight seal.

That’s a Washington state ferry in the background below. We stayed well south of its cross-Sound lane.

Here we look like a hostile boarding party. We’re waiting for the ferry to dock in Clinton before we cross behind it on our way to a beach and lunch-stop.

Here’s the Life of Pi view of the ferry from the vantage point of “just about to be crushed by its hull and julienned by its propellers”. It’s actually approaching its dock, headed in the opposite direction. It was interesting maneuvering in its propwash, sort of like crossing multiple eddy lines.

We saw nary a spout on the whale-watch front. We found out, however, that a few hours after we hauled out, some greys did scoot through the area, as espied by Janet from Mukilteo Musings as she and her husband ate King Crab Saturday evening.

As it turned out, I had enough in the tank to keep up with the group, which was especially gratifying as we had to pull against a mild current on the last leg of the trip. As placid as it was, you can’t really see the current, you just notice that you’re pulling pretty hard, thinking of calzones and beer at a restaurant just uphill from the launch, but the shore, and those navigation points you’ve triangulated, just aren’t moving very fast, if at all. An average kayaker can sustain about 3 knots (no handicap unless you sneak a trolling motor along), and then you subtract, or add, the current. It’s demoralizing watching moms with strollers breezing by you on shore in one of these situations.

The restaurant in Mukilteo ended up being closed, and that marinara tang I’d been anticipating caused drool to mingle with my tears as we stared at the lit but empty cafe. We ended up stopping at a Greek place on the way out of town, which had a gyro-style calzone, so the day was saved after all.

Advances in Transit Advertising

Either Air America needs to keep closer tabs on its ad agency, or its advertising budget is in serious trouble. I couldn’t see if Al Franken was driving the truck:

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While The Rest Of You Were Having An April Snow-Day…

Wow, yesterday’s record warmth and soft sunshine caught us completely unawares. When I got home from work, we decided to take a walk down to Gasworks Park, something we hadn’t done in months due to darkness and inclement weather. I had an awful time figuring out what to wear, since my “wardrobe” has been on virtual autopilot since fall - jeans, long-sleeved polypro undershirt, fleece pullover and whatever suitable jacket or shell. I was absolutely paralyzed trying to remember what I used to wear when it was over 70 degrees.

With that settled, we finally got out the door. We encountered a neighbor and his young daughter on the sidewalk, and I just had to get a picture of her getup:

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The park was buzzing with others who were similarly gobsmacked by the serendipitous weather. People were frenziedly flying kites, doing skateboard tricks, scaling the barbed-wire fence around the rusting hulks of the old gasworks, and just lying around on blankets picnicking or making out.

As we climbed the hill, we someone was flying a largish red kite, making it swoop and dive in big arcs. On the ground, a small dog (we’re thinking it was a Boston Terrier) was frantically chasing the kite, in an apparent attempt to herd it someplace only it could envision:

Here’s an amusing video of the dog in action.

Everyone on that slope of the hill was voicing encouragement.

We pressed on to Fremont in search of libations and sustenance. Near the Adobe complex, we saw this fully-realized bleeding-heart bush. I love these things, they’re just so completely gratuitous and festive:

We tried to get into a favorite Mexican restaurant, but the wait was 40 minutes and their bar was a mob scene, so we decided to try a place we’d been walking past for a couple of years. I knew it was a little pricey, but we it was such a pleasant evening and we were in the mood.

Man, it was just a great decision - all of our dishes were interesting and delicious. We started with a blue cheese scallop dish, hoping that the blue cheese wouldn’t overwhelm the shellfish. It came garnished with some pear-butter sauce and a dollop of pomegranate syrup, all perfectly balanced. My entree was halibut on a bed of oyster mushrooms, and Mrs. Perils’ was risotto with roasted manila clams in the shell. We were glad we had the uphill walk home to balance it off.

As a final “treat”, as we crested the hill on the walk home, we passed a street-level garage that (what else?) was thumping with garage-band music We think they were channeling an unholy alliance of The Kinks and The Ventures.

Plate Text Tonics

It’s gotten warm and spring-like around these parts, and little outbreaks of giddiness are occurring here and there. Last night, when I was driving home from work on the infamous 520 bridge, I briefly shared the misery with a bright yellow Honda convertible sports car with the license plate “FFFF00″. Before I was a blogger, I would not have known that those are the HTML hexadecimal code for turning text into exactly the color of the guy’s car.

It’s started me thinking that perhaps the world I perceive really is merely a gaggle of hex characters, and I’m looking at it through a cerebral browser. And maybe that guy’s license plate was really a piece of broken code, a chink in an otherwise seamless rendering that’s let me in on the secret. If I could, one night I’d sneak into the convertible owner’s garage, bolt on a license plate that read “FF0000″ and see if the car changed to this color.

Anyway, it was a bit of cleverness on the owner’s part that probably is appreciated in far greater numbers in Redmond, where I saw him, than in Seattle, where we were headed. And I can just see the license plate mullahs at the DOL rifling through their parchments trying to discover what filth or heresy the guy was trying to put over on them when he applied for the license.

Wreck We Am

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OK, whatever sport you pick, I guess we’re the Washington Generals and they (Florida) are the Globetrotters. This was probably the turning point of the game:

Our guys never gave up despite being pummelled by a constant rain of 3-point baskets - think the battle scene in Braveheart where the English are showering the battlefield with arrows.

The rain held off, so I decided to walk home from the sports bar - up Queen Anne Hill, down to Fremont, back uphill to Chez Perils. It was a crisp spring night, with a full moon rising, and these sights served to soothe my mood:

Off To The Lists

About 3 1/2 hours to tip-off, and I think I’m going to bus down to the sports bar where the local Buckeye alumni are gathering to watch the Men’s NCAA basketball finals. I’m not all that optimistic, but it ain’t over til it’s over! Here’s some martial music from my OSUMB era to whet your appetite for the game:

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Includes a 3-song medley: I’m a Believer, (sorry about) Windy, Hang On Sloopy, plus Fight the Team and Le Regiment (Script Ohio Music).

We’ll be back to our usual level of erudition tomorrow. (cough)

Old School

I got one of those calls last night - you know, the kind you dread after a certain age, when neither the clock nor the calendar is your friend.  It came about 8:30, after the deadline for phone solicitations, and that in itself is cause for concern because almost no one calls our land line any more except importuning do-good organizations (we’re on the no-call list for commercial solicitations, and it seems to work!).  Mrs. Perils is usually kind enough to screen these calls for me, but when she walked in and handed me the phone, I knew some discomfort was in the offing.

And I was right.  It was one of my old PHS classmates calling to inform me that our 40th class reunion will be held this year, sometime in early August.  The guy said something about shuffleboard and a half-K marathon.  I’m thinking it might be fun.  The only other HS reunion I’ve attended was the 25th.  This one will more likely be the survivors’ reunion, more “how much do you take (in terms of prescription drugs)?” than “how much do you make?”  And if it’s a dud, I can still have a good visit with my mom.

All Right!

The game had sort of a goofy pace, but our guard play and willingness to play defense won out.  We have a party to go to, so I won’t get to watch UCLA - Florida.  I’m not sure I can stand another OSU-Florida national championship game.  I’m still tender from that whuppin’ on January 8.