In The Air Tonight
OK, can someone tell me what’s up with all the Karen Kozlowski searches the last few days? Was there some big news in the Tyco case that I might have missed?
I’m flying back to Seattle tonight, just as Snakes On A Plane premiers. I think I’ll be awfully conscious of what that guy with the shifty eyes in the seat behind me slides under my seat. I flew the Friday after 9/11, and I ‘m not sure if I’m less concerned about a copy-cat occurrence tonight than I was then.
I’m sure a TSA employee might have some fun by announcing, “Please remove all laptops, video cameras and snakes from your carry-on and place them in a separate tray to be scanned.” Probably also get fired.
You’d better not be hiding any reptiles up there!
