The Deadliest Catch - Landlubber Edition
I’m sure every neighborhood sports these heart-rending Lost Pet signs, and you always wonder how many of them actually find their way back to their owners. I mean, once someone’s had the time to find and scan a photograph, print signs and staple them to the poles, it’s probably been a couple of days since the absence was discovered.
But I really wonder how many neighborhoods can say they’ve seen polebound pleas for the return of a pet shellfish? I’m suspecting this dude made his clicky-clack escape the moment he saw the lighted grill on the Fourth. Knocked over the saucepan of drawn butter just for spite, then made the dive for the sewer grate.
Well, that’s only one of the singular sights we took in on our short jaunt down to Green Lake and back. We soon came upon this tableau:
Then we encountered this fellow, who was also watching the quintet with more than a little curiosity:
We’ve seen him walking around the lake for at least 20 years, adorned in his “Spanish Lessons” pullover, usually walking along with someone and conversing, presumably en espanol. Neither of us had ever spoken with him (up until the last couple of years, we were usually running at the lake, not strolling as we do now), so tonight was a first. He asked me how the brass instruments made their sound, and I pressed my lips together and made my trumpet-player’s buzz. Wish I’d taken the time to speak at more length - I’m curious to know if he charges for his Spanish Lessons, or simply does it to further the multilingual cause. It’ll probably take me another 20 years to speak to him again.
And, to end the evening, a nice sunset shot as we headed up the hill to home:
That is a very interesting sign. I hope that crab made it to some water and laughed mightily at making its getaway.